It's Over So Quick
By Greg Springall
Summary
Christmas is a stressful time. It has become a commercial event;
with little thought for the reason it all began. As three friends
meet over coffee one is able to teach the others that Jesus is the reason
for the season.
Characters
Janice - Calm, with an understanding of Christmas
Beth - Caught up in the consumerism of Christmas
Kathryn - Haggard with the pressure of the season.
Script
(Staging: A coffee shop, where the three women meet for a bit of rest during
the busy Christmas Season. Janice is sitting at a table in the coffee shop;
Kathryn enters with coffee in hand, looking like she is tired, stressed
and ready to explode]
Janice: [Waving to Kathryn] Oh, Kathryn, I’m over here.
Kathryn: I’ve just got to sit down…I’m totally exhausted. I’ve
been running all morning trying to get the last minute things for Christmas.
Janice: Take a load off your feet and relax. Beth should be here
shortly. So what has you so stressed this morning?
Kathryn: Brad’s parents just told us they are coming from Toronto for
the holidays and you know they have “special diet requirements”.
I’ve tried to get Brad to take some responsibility in getting things ready
for this, but he doesn’t seem to care if things are right or not.
I guess it will be up to me again. So I am out trying to find low
carb foods and make sure there is something under the tree for them.
Beth: [enters about halfway through the above, overloaded with shopping
bags] Hi there, can a weary soul join this table.
Janice: Sure, take a seat Beth. It looks like you have had a
successful morning so far. Is there anything left on the store shelves
for the rest of us?
Beth: What, this stuff? This isn’t even the half of it.
I’ve already made one trip to the car to drop bags off and I don’t think
I have everything I need yet.
Janice: Beth, what are you doing with all this stuff? I thought
you told me yesterday that you were finished with shopping and only had
to pick up stocking stuffers for the kids and Jeff?
Beth: That’s right….these are the stocking stuffers. You know, Christmas
is such a wonderful time for shopping I just love all the sales that are
on right now. And on Christmas morning it is a great way to show Ryan and
Amy how much I love them.
Kathryn: Don’t you think it is wrong to lavish so much on your children?
Beth: What do you mean? Isn’t that what Christmas is all about?
Kathryn: NO! Christmas is about getting stressed beyond belief,
putting in hours of work, and then experiencing a total let down!
Beth: whoooow there sister – how come you’re so miserable today.
Christmas is a time of joy and happiness. It’s a time to give presents
to family and friends to say I’m thinking about you and you are special
to me.
Kathryn: You have got to be kidding right!? Beth, wasn’t it you
who told me last August that you finally had your credit card debt paid
off from last year’s Christmas?
Beth: Yeah, that was me. Just in time to crank it up again.
So what does Christmas mean to you.
Kathryn: Christmas means stress, anxiety and a huge let down.
Beth: You can’t mean that.
Kathryn: Sure I do. I spend hundreds of hours and dollars making
sure everyone has something just right under the tree and in the end I’m
left with an empty feeling.
Beth: But don’t you enjoy the way the stores are decorated and the
Christmas music is wafting over the store speakers?
Kathryn: At this time of year it is not bad, but why do stores have
to start it all in October? I mean they don’t even let Halloween
be over before they start pummelling you with Christmas shopping advertising.
By the time Christmas finally arrives, most people who work in the stores
are so sick and tired of the entire season they are ready to throttle the
elves and destroy every Christmas CD in the store
Beth: But there sure are some great bargains to be had.
Kathryn: Right [very sarcastically]. That’s what they want you
to believe. I might be too cynical, but I find that every store offering
“the great blow out price”, has actually cranked up the regular July price
by 30% so they can tell you they are giving it to you for 25% off.
And for this privilege we get to fight crowds of people who have turned
into shopping zombies and face store clerks who look like they have been
run over by trucks.
Janice: Kathryn, I always thought you loved Christmas. I mean
your house is wonderfully decorated and you have the best Christmas baking
I have ever tasted.
Kathryn: Thank you for saying that, but it is all so tiring. Take Christmas
baking as an example. Everyone tells me they love it. Brad and the
kids all rave about it as they scarf it down like they haven’t eaten for
three weeks. But not one of them ever offers to help in making.
Beth: So why don’t you just not do the baking. All the grocery
stores sell pretty good stuff at this time of year.
Kathryn: But it is not just the baking. There are the hours spent
writing out Christmas cards to people you haven’t talked to in years, but
because they sent you a card last year, you have to return the favor.
Janice: Have you talked to Brad? He is such a good guy, I’m sure
he would help out.
Kathryn: It is frustrating to have to ask for help all the time.
Why can’t he see what this involves and offer to help? Then when
I do ask Brad for help, like coming up with present ideas for the children
or his family, he says “I’m not very good at coming up with ideas, why
don’t you handle it because you’re so good at it.” Then on Christmas morning,
everyone scrambles out of bed early, rips through the presents in 15 minutes
and leaves a mess of papers for me to clean up. I put in enormous
hours and effort to get things ready for Christmas and then it is all over
so quickly. Then to add insult to injury, while the family takes a nap,
because they got up so early, I’m expected to cook a huge turkey dinner
so we can all gorge ourselves at night. Please don’t get me wrong,
I’m not against Christmas, I’m just tired of it. It is so much work
and there is such little personal satisfaction.
Janice: I’m so sorry to hear that Kathryn. Maybe you have to
put this season into perspective.
Beth: What do you mean by that?
Janice: You have to remember “The Reason For The Season”
Kathryn: And what might that be?
Janice: Christmas is the celebration of our lord and savior’s birth.
So Jesus IS the reason for the season.
[Black out]
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© Greg Springall, all rights reserved.
This play may be performed free of charge, provided no entrance fee
is charged. In return for free performance, the author would appreciate
being notified of any performance. He may be contacted at: gregoryt0958@rogers.com.