By Pete Smithies & Andy Lund
How to dismiss the relevance of the Gospel.
Andy
Pete
Andy: Good that, wasn't it?
Pete: Very nice. Very... urm...
Andy: Thought provoking..
Pete: Yes, thought provoking and moving..
Andy: Right, nice, thought provoking, moving and ...
Pete: Of interest..
Andy: Right, nice, thought provoking, moving and of interest.
Pete: So what do you reckon then?
Andy: Drivel.
Pete: Absolutely. It can't be true can it? It's too erm...
Andy: What, two by four?
Pete: No too....
Andy: Two for the price of one?
Pete: No, (pause) too close for comfort.
© Pete Smithies & Andy Lund 1999
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