Jill: Did you hear what happened at church yesterday?
Mary: You mean at the potluck supper?
Jill: Yes.
Mary: I heard Linda threw a piece of pie at Sherry Stirling.
Jill: She sure did, and her aim was very good.
Mary: Tanya told me that Sherry has been asking for it for a long time.
Teri: That’s for sure. I don’t know why Linda hasn’t done it before now.
Jill: Linda’s very easy going.
Mary: Maybe not any more, at least where Sherry is concerned.
Anne: I guess I’ve been out of the loop. What did Sherry do?
Jill: She was gossiping about Linda and saying what a lousy cook she is.
Anne: Gossip is a terrible thing! What happened next?
Jill: Sherry took a bite of Linda’s chicken casserole and told everyone around her that it was the worst thing she'd ever tasted.
Anne: No!
Jill: Yes!
Teri: Yes, but that’s not why Linda threw a piece of pie at her.
Jill: It’s not?
Teri: No.
Anne: Then why did Linda throw the piece of pie?
Teri: I heard it was because of Cindy Lou.
Mary: Cindy Lou Jennings?
Teri: Yes. Cindy Lou and Linda are the best of friends, as you all know.
Jill: Yes, we know that.
Teri: Well, I heard that Sherry was making remarks about Cindy Lou’s weight and Linda heard it.
Anne: Shame, shame on Sherry. She shouldn’t be gossiping like that. Of course, anyone can see that Cindy Lou has really put on the pounds this past year or so.
Teri: I heard Cindy Lou has gained weight because her husband has been away on business too much – WITH his secretary!
Mary: No!
Teri: (Knowingly) That’s what I heard.
Mary: That’s terrible, but I heard that Linda threw the piece of pie at Sherry because of Brian.
Jill: Brian? Linda’s Brian?
Mary: Yes. I heard that Sherry was being VERY friendly to Brian, if you know what I mean.
Jill: Wow! At the church supper?
Mary: That’s what I heard.
Jill: That’s terrible.
Mary: Someone told me that Sherry asked Brian to come over and fix her kitchen sink for her.
Anne: Brian is a plumber.
Mary: Yes, but so is Sherry’s husband.
Jill: He is?
Mary: He sure is!
Jill: Well, maybe her husband doesn’t have time. Haven’t you ever heard about the cobbler’s children having no shoes?
Teri: Sure, Jill. I’ve also heard about the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus!
Mary: We weren’t born yesterday, Jill. Where there’s smoke there’s fire.
Teri: And I’d say there was a lot of smoke at that church supper!
Anne: I just hope that Sherry has learned her lesson. She should mind her own business and stay out of gossip!
Mary, Jill, and Teri: Amen to that!
Lights out.
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