Summary: A comedy based on the Shepherds going to see the new born baby. The setting is firstly based on a hill where the story is told by a father & son and then follows the shepherds journey to Bethlehem.
Style: Light-hearted. Duration: 12min
Actors: 5M, 1M/F + 1M, 1F (non-speakng)
Scripture: Luke 2:8-20
Characters: father, son, 3 shepherds, Angel, 2 non-speaking parts of Mary & Joseph.
Son: Dad I’m bored.
Dad: Already, but we’ve only been here 10 minutes.
Son: Well, it’s the same old thing every night, nothing exciting ever happens.
Dad: What you mean by that.
Son: Oh come on dad, it’s the same old sheep on the same old hill, just eating and sleeping. I mean even the sheep are bored.
Dad: It wasn’t always like this you know. In fact I remember being told as a child.
Son: Hang on, careful dad, sure you can remember that far back.
Dad: You cheeky devil, just for that I’m not going to tell you the story now.
Son: Go on dad, please.
Dad: Well I remember being told that something exciting did happen on this hill, that will always be remembered.
Son: What a murder, a yeti, a strange scary creature.
Dad: No, an angel.
Son: An angel, dad please what could possibly be exciting about an angel. Did he lose his way?
Dad: No, apparently he just appeared from nowhere with some exciting news about a king that had just been born in Bethlehem. Shall I carry on or is it too boring for you?
Son: Well you’ve started now so you may as well finish, it’s not as if I’ve got anything else to do. Just give me a nudge if I start to snore too loud.
Dad: So let me think, I believe it went something like this. Shepherds were watching their flocks one night.
Shepherd 1: Man, it’s cold.
Shepherd 2: Told you to bring a coat.
Shepherd 3: You could always shear a sheep, and nick his.
Shepherd 1: Good thought, now which one’s got the shaggiest coat.
Shepherd 2: You can’t just shear its coat off, he’ll freeze to death.
Shepherd 1: Rather him than me.
Shepherd 2: (under his breath) Ooo, I don’t know.
Shepherd 1: I heard that.
Shepherd 3: You could just put the sheep around your shoulders.
Shepherd 1: Yeah I could just put the sheep around my shoulders. Do you know how heavy they are?
Shepherd 3: yYeah, but it’ll keep you warm.
Shepherd 1: Lugging it around will keep me warm, you idiot, and probably kill me in the process.
Shepherd 3: Win, win situation then.
Shepherd 1: I’ll give you win, win…………………..
Shepherd 2: Oi you two, stop messing around. We’re supposed to be watching the sheep, not scaring them.
Shepherd 3: Yeah, now apologize to them for scaring them.
Shepherd 1: (to the sheep) I’m sor………… what am I saying. I am not apologizing to sheep.
Shepherd 2: You just so nearly did.
Shepherd 3: Now who’s the idiot.
Shepherd 1: Nearly isn’t actually doing it so nah …………… (A bright light shines all around) Oh my gosh what is that.
Shepherd 3: Aliens, quick run.
Angel: No, please don’t be afraid I have good news.
Shepherd 2: If that news is you’re not going to kill us, then I suppose we can stay.
Angel: Your saviour has been born. Christ the Lord.
Shepherd 1: Well thanks for letting us know, please say hello to him for us.
Angel: You will find him in a manger….
Shepherd 3: Why couldn’t they afford a bed.
Angel: …born this very day…
Shepherd 2: I imagine he’s very tired then.
Angel: …in Bethlehem.
Shepherd 1: Just a guess here, I take it you want us to go visit. (Angel disappears) A simple yes would have done.
Shepherd 2: Seems we’re off to Bethlehem then to visit the King.
Shepherd 1: Do you know the way?
Shepherd 3: Just follow the yellow brick road.
Son: And did they.
Dad: Er no, but they did go to Bethlehem.
Son: And did they see the child, just like the angel had said.
Dad: Well aren’t you suddenly interested. I thought you said you’d be snoring by now.
Son: Come on dad, did they or didn’t they?
Dad: Give me chance and I’ll carry on.
Shepherd 2: If we are going to see this baby I suppose we should take a gift of some sort. Any ideas?
Shepherd 3: A crocodile.
Shepherd 1: Oh yeah, cause there’s loads round here and the perfect gift for a BABY, d’oh.
Shepherd 3: (mimicking) D’oh.
Shepherd 2: That’s enough you two, concentrate on what can we take.
(All Shepherds: stop and scratch their heads for a long, long, long, long, time)
Shepherd 1: This is no use is it; the baby won’t be a baby if we wait much longer.
Shepherd 2: He’s right, come on let’s go, we’ll just have to be his gift. Which way?
All Shepherds: This way (they all turn to walk in different directions) .
Shepherd 2: Ok, funny. Now come on, this way before the baby turns into a young man and we’re too old to walk.
Shepherd 1: Man it’s freezing, are we nearly there yet?
Shepherd 3: That’s it, we should have brought a sheep with us as a gift, you wouldn’t have been so cold then.
Shepherd 1: And how do you figure that out?
Shepherd 3: WYyou could have carried it over your shoulders and his shaggy coat would have kept you warm.
Shepherd 1: Oh yeah ,and I thought we’d been over this and decided the sheep would be too heavy and probably kill me.
Shepherd 2: It would be quieter though, as you wouldn’t be moaning.
Shepherd 1: Charmin, I’ll just shut up then shall I.
Shepherd 3: Best thing I’ve heard you say all night.
Shepherd 1: Whatever.
Shepherd 3: Just walk a bit faster.
Shepherd 1: Are we nearly there now?
Shepherd 2: NO.
Shepherd 1: What about now?
Shepherd 3: Beginning to wish we’d sheared that sheep now, after all.
Shepherd 1: Aww, so that I would be lovely and warm.
Shepherd 3: No, so I could’ve stuffed his coat in your mouth.
(Shepherd 1 goes over to hit shepherd 2 when he is stopped by)
Shepherd 2: Oi ,you pair, I think we’re here.
Shepherd 1: You sure?
Shepherd 3: Only one way to find out, let’s go in. (Pushing shepherd 1 to the front) You first.
Shepherd 1: (pushing shepherd 2 to the front) After you.
Shepherd 2: Ok stop pushing, we’ll go in together, ready?
Shepherds 1 & 3: Maybe.
Shepherd 2: (Grabbing the other 2 shepherds) Let’s go.
(The shepherd’s enter the stable and see the baby in the manger just as the angel had said and then bow down.)
Shepherd 2: Wow, that was amazing. I can’t believe we were the first people to see him.
Shepherd 3: And we got away without giving him a gift, how cool is that.
Shepherd 1: (ignoring shepherd 3) I know, the 3 of us, of all people.
Shepherd 3: And we got away without taking a gift.
Shepherd 2: Well we are the best shepherds around.
Shepherd 3: In fact I feel like I’ve been given a gift instead. (Checks his pockets)
Shepherd 1: I for one ain’t gonna argue with that.
Shepherd 3: Nothing, how weird.
Shepherd 1: Who you calling weird, weirdo?
Shepherd 3: What? I wasn’t calling anyone weird.
Shepherd 1: Oh, that’s alright then.
Shepherd 2: So what now?
Shepherd 1: Back to the sheep, I spose.
Shepherd 3: But I feel kinda different.
Shepherd 1: You are definitely different mate trust me.
Shepherd 2: Different how?
Shepherd 3: Like I wanna sing and dance.
Shepherd 1: Erm, well you do that, me I’ll be walking right over there so my ears don’t break. (to shepherd 2) you coming?
Shepherd 2: No, I actually know how he feels. I feel it too.
Shepherd 1: Uuurrrggghhh
(Shepherds 2 and 3 start to sing and dance praises to the Lord as they start their journey back home whilst shepherd 1 walks far away from them)
Shepherd 1: Oh wellI, spose, if you can’t beat ‘em join ‘em. (He joins the other 2 singing and dancing praises to the Lord) (The shepherds leave the stage.)
Son: So, simple shepherds like you and me were the first people to see Jesus.
Dad: Yep and according to it, it changed their lives forever.
Son: I bet.
Dad: In fact some say on this very night if it’s really quiet you can still hear the singing from the shepherds that night.
Son: So why are you still talking. Ssssshhhhhhhhhh
(very quiet singing can be heard in the distance).
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