Summary: Moses tells the police about a burning bush! (Loosely based on Exodus 3)
Style: Light-hearted. Duration: 10min
Characters: 2 Actors, the police person can be a female or male
(The scene is Police station where the policeman answers the ringing telephone.)
P: Hello, Sinai Police station…
M: Oh! Hello, I want to report a fire.
P: Yes? if you could give me a few details sir…
M: Yes, of course constable.
P: Er, Sargeant actually, sir.
M: I sorry Sargeant!
P: What is your name sir?
P: Okay Mr Moses, is this a structural fire, a building, or a natural fire?
M: It’s a burning bush, Sargeant.
P: Hmmm, a burning bush… Is it a big bush sir?
M: Well, quite big.
P: Quite big and burning…
M: Yes, and it’s a talking bush…
P: I beg your pardon sir, did you say a talking bush?
(The Sargeant calls to an unseen colleague “We got a right one here!”)
P: You met a burning bush, sir.. How did you meet?
M: Well, I was just minding my sheep – I’m a shepherd.
P: That’s apparent, sir.
M: I heard this voice calling from a burning bush…
P: Oh yes, so it was not only a burning bush but also a talking bush, too.
M: Yes. I’m was surprised as you are Sargeant. I’ve never met a burning, talking bush before…
P: Yes sir. Now if you don’t mind me asking, what was the burning bush saying?
M: It was saying: Take off your sandals.
P: Take off your sandals? Why should you do that, sir?
M: The bush said I was on Holy ground…
P: On Holy ground… I see, well actually I don’t see or understand any of this.
M: Neither did I until the bush gave me instructions.
P: Instructions sir. What instructions?
M: I have to go to Pharaoh and ask him to free the Jewish slaves…
P: Er, You’ll need an army to do that sir.
M: No I won’t. God said, He would be with me.
P: God? Where did He come in?
M: He is in the burning bush…
P: In the burning bush? Do you mean Jehovah, the god of the Jews?
M: Yes. I’m a Jew but I was brought up in Pharaoh’s palace.
P: Bought up in Pharaoh’s palace? Well what are you doing out in the desert then?
M: Long ago I killed an Egyptian for bullying one of my fellow Jews and had to run away.
P: And now you want to go back and free the Jewish slaves.
M: Well, I wasn’t sure at first…
P: I’m not surprised…
M: But I must do what God has instructed me to do.
P: The bush, it’s way out in the desert?
P: Doing no harm?
M: No, apart from the sheep.
P: The sheep are harmed?
M: Oh no, but you should smell this place after they…
P: Okay sir, I’ll take your word for it.
M: Thank you.
P: You realise that murder is a capital offence sir.
M: Yes, Sargeant.
P: But as it was a long time ago, perhaps I won’t investigate the matter any further.
M: Thank you, Sargeant.
P: To be honest, Moses, I’m having difficulty understanding all this…
M: So am I!
P: But if you’ve been instructed by Jehovah Himself, you’d better carry out this assignment, and don’t worry about the burning bush.
M: Thank you, Sargeant. Then I’ll be on my way. Goodbye.
P: Goodbye Moses, give my best regards to Pharaoh.
M: Goodbye, Sargeant.
(The Sargeant hangs up the phone and calls to his unseen colleague) “THE NUTTER’S GONE NOW!”
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